Monday, April 14, 2014

Impressions of The Book of Mormon (the Musical)

I saw The Book of Mormon back in January and intended to write something about it, but got swept up in my Downton Abbey recapping.  Even though it isn't a movie musical, it likely will be soon enough.  And knowing co-creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker, it will involve puppets…

The Book of Mormon premiered in 2011 on Broadway and has been a smash hit ever since.  Its basic premise sprung from the minds of Stone and Parker, whom many know as the creators of South Park.  If you have ever caught a South Park marathon, you are probably aware that the duo has had a fascination with Mormonism for many years, as shown in the classic 2003 episode: "All About Mormons."  Both Stone and Parker grew up in Colorado, where they knew several Mormons, also known as "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints."

Most of us know of Mormonism as that religion in Utah.  Or that religion Mitt Romney belongs to.  Or that it's "sort of like Christianity," only with polygamy.  Those a little more educated know that Mormonism is a religion of 15 million people worldwide and has banned polygamy officially since the nineteenth century.  However, to most of us, Mormonism remains, in many ways, a mystery.  It was a mystery that Stone and Parker decided to investigate, with their conclusion being: "Okay, Mormonism is a little weird (okay, a LOT weird), but the people who practice it are nice."  For all of Stone and Parker's renowned anti-political correctness, I think they sanitize Mormonism a bit, but I'll touch on that later.

So Stone and Parker had this fascination with Mormonism and some experience writing musicals (see South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut).  However, they had very little experience with Broadway.  One evening, when they were in New York, they caught a production of Avenue Q, co-created by Robert Lopez (recently of Frozen fame).  It turned out that South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut  was an influence on Avenue Q, and the duo quickly paired with Lopez (and a co-creator who would drop out later) to work on The Book of Mormon.  While Stone and Parker brought the idea, Lopez would steer them through the Broadway show building process and (in my opinion) polish some of Stone and Parker's ragged edges.

The end product is a musical that is funny, politically incorrect while also touching, and sometimes thought provoking.  With little effort, it could be transferred to the big screen… with puppets. 

Plot Synopsis

There be spoilers below!  You have been warned!

"Elders" Kevin Price and Arnold Cunningham are among several Mormon teens who have just completed training for their mission -- a two-year stint at a location chosen for them, where they will preach about the Book of Mormon and try to convert as many locals as possible.  Elder Price is a golden boy who everyone believes will do great things, while Elder Cunningham is a screw up with low self esteem and a penchant for stretching the truth.  Elder Price hopes that "Heavenly Father" will send him to Orlando, Florida, home of "the happiest place on earth."  Instead, he receives a tougher assignment: converting wary residents of a village in Uganda, with Elder Cunningham as his sidekick.

Elder Price tolerates Elder Cunningham, but quickly finds Uganda too much to handle.  The village is poor, and the people are terrorized by a warlord who wants all of the women circumcised.  After seeing one villager murdered in cold blood, Elder Price flees, leaving Elder Cunningham to take up the mantle of leader and rally the villagers.  

Realizing that the villagers yearn for the Book of Mormon to address their problems, Elder Cunningham lies about what is in the Book.  It is enough to convince the villagers to convert to Mormonism, but causes problems when the Mission President pays a visit.  Yet the villagers' new faith allows them to rise up and defeat the warlord, with the help of Elder Cunningham and (recently returned) Elder Price.  In the end, all involved realize that the act of believing, in a way that makes you stronger, matters more than the specific beliefs.  The villagers are so appreciative of Elder Cunningham that when they begin their missions, they preach about the Book of Arnold.

The Good

The Matt and Trey Effect.  To fully appreciate The Book of Mormon, you must be familiar with South Park.  For those who are not, South Park revolves around four foul-mouthed boys in suburban Colorado and a supporting cast of eccentrics.  Over time, much like The Simpsons, South Park has developed several memorable characters and "isms" that viewers will recognize in The Book of Mormon.

For instance, at one point you see the South Park devil.  Then there is Jesus, speaking with Mr. Garrison's voice.  Then there is Elder Price's victory dance at the end of "I Believe," mocked in so many South Park episodes.  Then you have Elder Cunningham sounding like Cartman after he has grown a touch too full of himself.  And so on.

But more importantly, with Matt Stone and Trey Parker, you have a complete lack of reverence.  With it comes a desire to question and poke holes in cherished beliefs.  That is usually refreshing, though as I'll go into later, it also reveals their blind spots.  Because they push the envelope with practically everything, they don't get the blowback that many other artists or commentators would.

In this case, Stone and Parker are not shy about stating their belief that Mormonism is fucking nuts.  The founder, Joseph Smith, found "golden plates" that told about Jesus Christ's appearance in America -- plates that he somehow could not show anyone?  And the native American tribes were once white... because they were Jews who sailed from Judea?  And some of the tribespeople were dark because of their wickedness?  And God has his own planet, and each Mormon can have his own planet as well?  And...

Stone and Parker are also not shy about claiming that Joseph Smith was a huckster.  However, they acknowledge that hucksterism can be used for a good purpose (see Elder Cunningham) and that the people who believe the claims are not necessarily bad, and may even be perfectly decent.

In this way, the South Park duo are fond of turning expectations on their head.  Hucksterism is bad... except when it's not.  Belief in things that aren't real is wrong... unless you know that they're not real.  By doing this, Stone and Parker constantly force viewers to reevaluate their beliefs about a subject.

The entire structure of The Book of Mormon follows this pattern.  If you knew nothing about Stone and Parker's work, you might assume that it would follow 99 percent of other stories where the "hero," Elder Price, rises up and takes on life's challenges after overcoming major doubts.  In fact, that is even how his journey is characterized during the Tony awards, before The Book of Mormon's most famous number: "I Believe."

But Stephen Colbert was wrong.  "I Believe" is not about Elder Price reaffirming his belief after experiencing doubt.  Sure, it looks like the "hell yeah!" song from any other musical, where the hero rises up just before the final battle, but it's not -- it's a fakeout song.  Elder Price sings it because he is jealous of Elder Cunningham's fame.  Since Elder Price was the one who was supposed to reap the glory (as shown in the song "You and Me (But Mostly Me)"), he reasons that he is meant to do something even better than what Elder Cunningham has done: reform the unreformable warlord.  Instead, his plan goes horribly (and hilariously) wrong.

Elder Price's journey is learning to accept that he's not the hero of this tale, but the sidekick.  And that faith doesn't just involve rigid belief, but flexibility and change.  That said, taken out of context, "I Believe" seems destined to be the most misunderstood song since "Born in the USA."

The Lopez Effect.  As much as I appreciate Stone and Parker's humor, it can get too nasty and over-the-top at times, leaving a bitter taste in my mouth afterward.  (See, for example, Jambu's fate in "Free Willzyx.")  While it's possible they learned to rein in their excesses for The Book of Mormon, I have to think that Robert Lopez had a softening influence.  So while there is a lot of tasteless humor in this musical -- almost everyone in the village has AIDS; one villager thinks the only way to cure it is to rape a baby; Elders Price and Cunningham constantly mispronounce the name of the female lead character, Nabulungi -- it never taints the overall tone and message.

I also credit Lopez with giving The Book of Mormon a polish that is missing from many South Park episodes.  The musical is tightly paced, sharp humored, and filled with elaborate musical numbers that it carries off with aplomb.  While South Park episodes can be clever, too often they have a ragged, rough-around-the-edges feel to them, most likely because Stone and Parker churn them out in a matter of days.

Oh Yeah, and the Songs Are Really Good!  Not only does The Book of Mormon make interesting observations, but it works extremely well as just a musical.  The songs are catchy, clever, and fun.  Some deliberately mock existing songs, and in many cases end up being better (see "You and Me (But Mostly Me)" versus Wicked's "The Wizard and I").  Some express poignancy when you least expect it.  Even as you laugh at Nabilungi thinking that friendly warlords "help you cross the street" in "Sal Tlay Ka Siti," you recognize her yearning for a better place.

Many of the songs feature large choreographed dance numbers.  A typical example would be "Spooky Mormon Hell Dream," filled not only with Satan and other "baddies" sent to hell (like Johnnie Cochrane: "I got OJ freed!"), but also a Mormon no-no, coffee in what looks suspiciously like Starbucks containers.  Dancing Starbucks containers.

The Problematic

Matt and Trey Again.  While Stone and Parker deserve credit for being so fearless with their targets, their criticism can at times be facile and somewhat limited.  For instance, their basic message in both "All About Mormonism" and The Book of Mormon is: they may be weird, but at least they're really nice.

My experience with Mormons is that yes, many are very nice.  Yet I doubt the Church of Latter-Day Saints would receive the criticism it does if it were simply a weird church with nice people.  Doesn't that describe most religions?  The Book of Mormon does not even touch upon some of the biggest criticisms, including gender discrimination.  Of all the "Elders" in "Hello!", note that none are female.

Yet from what I've seen of Stone and Parker's work, they don't seem to think that gender discrimination -- or racial, or sexual orientation, etc., etc. -- is a real problem.  Rather, for them, the problem occurs when people become offended.  The Stone and Parker universe is filled with oversensitive types who become hysterical in response to actions that are either innocuous or non-existent.  Whether they have a legitimate gripe is a point not worth pursuing.

I don't think I need to spell out the reasons why Stone and Parker would be so blind.  I'll just say that another one of the duo's weaknesses is that they try to have their cake and eat it, too.  Most episodes of South Park seem to say: "We'll rip the thing you most love to shreds, but hey, don't be offended, because we're just funnin' ya.  It's totally okay to love that thing, just don't be an asshole about it."

Having tolerance is always an important lesson, but somehow it seems to cut just one way.  It's okay for Stone and Parker to rip on people who like to drive hybrids, for instance, but if you take offense at their one-dimensional portrayal, you're just an intolerant asshole.  It's okay for them to laugh at Al Gore for believing in ManBearPig, but if you like Gore, or believe in global warming, and feel their portrayal is off the mark, you're an asshole.          

With regard to The Book of Mormon, the duo poke endless fun at Mormonism's dubious beginnings, but don't expect a deeper critique of the Church and its practices, or of religious hypocrisy in general.  And to the extent that you are offended by their constant poking at the Church, the message is: hey, it's cool, believe what you want, even if it is stupid.


Nonetheless, The Book of Mormon is a fun, well-crafted musical that kept me entertained and had me racing to buy the soundtrack.  I don't know if or when it will hit the big screen, but I wouldn't be surprised if it were sooner rather than later.  

The above images are used under the Fair Use Doctrine.  Also, I take no credit for the cool storyboarding in the final YouTube video.  Click on the YouTube link and leave comments for the artist!               

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Book Review: The Crimson Petal and the White

This will shock you: when I sat down to write my neo-Victorian novel, I was not exactly aware of the current market for my genre.  I simply reasoned that if people still liked books written 150 years ago, they would be just as happy to read a more modern take.

Turns out that knowing your market is pretty important.  One reason is because when you write a query letter, it is often ideal to suggest that your book resembles Book X, which was written in the past 10 to 15 years and sold bazillions of copies.  I did some Google searches, but the neo-Victorian market was surprisingly sparse -- most well-known books like The French Lieutenant's Woman had been written decades ago.

So I went onto Victorian listserv and asked for some examples of popular recent Victorian novels.  One of the examples mentioned was Michel Faber's The Crimson Petal and the White (2002).  Since that seems to be the most popular recent example, that is where I will start.

My purpose in reviewing books like Crimson is this: (1) to note what aspects of the Victorian Era they incorporate; (2) to see what "modern" elements they bring; (3) to see what works and what does not work; (4) to see how well it conforms to expectations of "what will sell"; and (5) whether it's a good story.  And most importantly, tying into No. 5: why was it successful?


I will just say right off: The Crimson Petal and the White breaks all of the rules.  Breaks them?  No, it laughs at them, sticks out its tongue, and says "Neener, neener!"

At 850 or 950 pages, the novel far exceeds the preferred 100,000-word length for historical fiction.  It ignores the needs of editors and publishers for slim novels that aren't a monster to shape or too expensive to produce.  Perhaps that's because while Crimson was the first novel Michel Faber wrote, it was not the first book he published.  The Dutch-born Scotland resident first published a book of short stories, Some Rain Must Fall (1998), then a much-slimmer novel, Under the Skin (2000), which won him critical acclaim.

Therefore, Faber had a bit more flexibility to debut his enormous second novel, which apparently took two decades and 85 historical experts to bring to fruition.*

That said, is it a good book?  I thought so, for the most part.  It had some wonderful aspects and some really problematic ones.  Many people criticized the ending, but to me, that was less of a problem than the story structure that brought us to that point.  Overall, I would call it highly readable, but flawed.

One Goodreads poster characterized Crimson as an "almost bad" book, stating that "almost bad" was worse than "bad" because "almost bad" teased you with the possibility of being excellent, before letting you down.  For me, it's the reverse: Crimson is "almost excellent," which is better than an excellent book.  Excellent books tend to be praised and forgotten, while almost-excellent books leave a reader forever thinking about them, pondering alternate scenarios that would have elevated them and their characters.  That's what The Crimson Petal and the White does to me.

Plot Synopsis

Before you go any further, keep your wits about you, for I shall be disclosing spoilers.  Other reviewers treated you like a friend, made you believe that you belonged, that you could read their impressions without learning major plot details.  Only now do you realize that you are not on Amazon, where reviews fade from memory the moment after you read them, and reviewers are too hurried to leave their full impressions.  You fear that it's too late to turn back. 

The novel is set in London, from 1874 through 1875.  It revolves around a teenage prostitute named Sugar, who works in a brothel run by her mother, Mrs. Castaway.  Due to Sugar's unusual intellect and willingness to do anything a male customer asks, she draws the attention of William Rackham, reluctant heir to a successful perfume business.

William becomes so enthralled by Sugar that he decides that he wants her only for himself.  To that end, he vows to master the business and become a success in order to make Sugar his kept woman.  Initially thrilled with her freedom from Mrs. Castaway's brothel, Sugar comes to find her life tedious and fears that William will eventually lose interest in her.  She therefore convinces William to take her into his household as a governess to his young daughter, Sophie.  There, Sugar becomes intrigued by William's wife, Agnes, even secretly reading diaries that Agnes had discarded.

In a separate subplot, William's brother, Henry, wants to become a clergyman, but doubts his fitness after he experiences lust for his friend, social reformer Emmeline Fox.

As Sugar draws closer to Sophie, she and William grow further apart.  The true break occurs after the unstable Agnes disappears and is presumed dead.  William eventually terminates Sugar's employment, and Sugar responds by kidnapping Sophie and taking her on a long journey to an undisclosed location.  William rushes out to look for them, but finds nothing.

The Good Aspects of This Novel

The strengths of The Crimson Petal and the White lie in Michel Faber's use of language, his ability to create vivid imagery and memorable characters.

Language.  The imagery leaps out at you right away.  In another example of rule breaking, Faber does not begin with first person or third person, but second person.  "Keep your wits about you; you will need them," the unnamed narrator insists, before the reader is assaulted by "icy wind," sleet "like fiery cinders," and "smells of sour spirits and slowly dissolving dung."

Faber uses this painterly approach with all of his scene setting.  The result is that the reader feels fully immersed, able to see and smell everything present -- for better or worse.  You not only get to experience the luxury of a dinner party during the "season," but also a gruesome ritual where prostitutes use a caustic douche to scrub themselves free of semen in an effort to avoid pregnancy.

Historical Detail.  Such detail would not be possible without Faber's research into the period.  Billed as the novel Dickens would write if he weren't constrained by Victorian mores, Crimson benefits from Faber's access to materials on the real lives of prostitutes during that era.  The research appears quite solid for the most part, only occasionally showing cracks (would upper-class ladies have really attended funerals back then?).  If at times Faber's use of it feels a little too showy, its overall effect is to create a vivid, wholly authentic portrait of life in the mid-1870s.

Characters.  In addition to scene setting, Faber knows how to sketch out interesting characters.  First there is Sugar, described as having an almost masculine body and a skin condition; yet there is some elusive quality that makes her more irresistible than conventionally pretty women.  She inhales all kinds of reading materials, and is therefore better spoken than many of her fellow prostitutes.  In her spare time, she writes a violent novel that aims to tell the "true story" of a prostitute's life.

Gillian Anderson as Mrs. Castaway.  Not really how I 
pictured her.
It takes a while before the reader gets Sugar's uninterrupted point of view (a problem that I will touch upon later), but once you do, it is hard to put Crimson down.  For the most part, her evolution from cynical prostitute to properish lady is convincing.  However, what struck me as truly excellent was the way Faber wove instances of Sugar's past abuse into the narrative.  There is no specific scene of Sugar's mother being evil; instead, brief moments of her cruelty are scattered throughout the novel's second half, forming a disturbing whole.

William Rackham is similarly painted in detail -- his hair alone could be a separate character.  Likewise, Agnes is given depth due to her strong Catholic faith, despite being the novel's "mad wife in the attic."

Even more minor characters get their due.  Emmeline Fox is such a strikingly original woman that she could drive her own subplot or even her own novel.  As for Henry, the reader learns almost too much about his beliefs and the depths of his inner pain.  

The overall effect is that you care about these characters, or if you don't care, you are at least curious to find out how their lives end up.  Which is why, no doubt, so many readers were outraged that The Crimson Petal and the White ended where it did.

The Problematic Aspects of This Novel

Characterization and vivid imagery allow the novel to overcome its shortcomings, which are mainly structural and plot based.

Structure.  Just as Crimson grabs you instantly with its strong imagery, it also presents a problem: its structure is just odd.

The novel begins in second person, with the narrator acting as a bustling tour guide -- "Go here!  Don't go here!  Follow this person!" -- before settling into third person the rest of the way.  The narrator informs you that you need the "right connections" to meet the main characters, before introducing you to the first character: Caroline, a prostitute on Church Street.  Faber provides a vivid account of where she lives, where she sleeps, what she eats, and the life that led her to prostitution, leading the reader to conclude that if she is not the main character, she is at least an important supporting character.  Then she meets Sugar and... goodbye, Caroline: you will hardly appear again.

If this were Les Miserables with a cast of thousands, this might not be so problematic.  But just six characters take up most of the epic length, some of whom I liked far less than Caroline.  Furthermore, it seems odd that Faber devotes so many pages to the horrors and degradations of Church Street when Sugar no longer lives there.  At least now that Sugar has appeared, the reader will learn about her home life and be introduced to William Rackham, right?

Wrong.  Just as the reader has Sugar alone, she idly passes by a carriage, and all at once, the narrative switches to William's perspective.  So much for making the "right" connections for a proper introduction.

The effect is that Sugar remains mostly at arm's length for the first third of the novel -- which, given its heft, is quite a while.  Maybe Faber wanted to deliver her appearances in tantalizing bits and pieces, but for me, it made that first third a tough read.  A few pages of Sugar stuck between innumerable pages of Henry and Agnes.

These structural issues persist even after the first third.  Faber often seems to be writing in free form, tossing out a scene because he feels like it rather than because it makes sense or builds momentum.  The tour guide narrator pops up now and then, but is mostly absent until the end of the novel.  Perspectives shift at random, turning characters whose thoughts you knew intimately into mysteries.

Plot.  Then there is the novel's plot problem -- namely, Sugar's storyline is the only one to progress.  With Agnes, it first seems as though she will have a good story arc involving struggles to overcome her ailment; but soon, Faber makes it quite clear that she will never improve.  So despite some progress here and there, she mostly lapses into illness or is doped up in bed.

Yet that is substantial movement compared to Henry's subplot.  Henry wants to be a clergyman, but he can't because he is in love and lust with Emmeline Fox, and at some point, they changed the rules and said that Anglican parsons couldn't marry?  And he is so, so tortured about it!

Henry's dilemma would have made more sense if the Rackhams were Catholic.  As it stands, a good subplot could have been carved out in which Henry finally admitted his love to Emmeline, or Henry helped Caroline, or Caroline helped Henry.  Instead, Henry's subplot ends in an abrupt, crude manner without any growth or resolution.

As for Emmeline -- an intelligent, eccentric, yet respectable woman who reforms prostitutes -- she seems destined to play a major role in Sugar's storyline.  Instead, she does not meet Sugar until near the end, being otherwise suspended in Henry's plot.

It is hardly a coincidence that once Henry and Agnes's chapters cease, the novel's pace picks up considerably.

Characterization.  While Faber's characterization is strong enough to make you feel that certain characters deserved better, it is not without some significant holes.

The biggest of them involve William's character.  William begins the novel a sad-sack, yet fun-loving fop with no head for business.  Then, in less than six months, he evolves into a heavyset man consumed by business above all else.  While in the first third of the novel, the reader gets his thoughts almost uninterrupted, by the end, the narrative has shifted to Sugar's point of view and William's actions are largely a mystery.

Does he love Sugar?  Does he love Agnes?  Why does he insist on making Agnes believe that Sophie does not exist?  Would Agnes be that much worse off knowing she has a child?  Does William start avoiding Sugar because he realizes that she can never take Agnes's place, or because he can't get an erection?

Sugar as played by Romola Garai.  I pictured her more as a
ginger Uma Thurman or Hilary Swank.
Sugar herself is not free of character issues.  In the beginning, it is tough to feel anything for her because not only is she at arm's length, but she seems cynical and hard.  Faber missed an opportunity by not sketching out her home life sooner.  Among other things, he might have explained how she became so much more learned and cultured than the other prostitutes -- enough that she alone speaks English with a "proper" accent.  Was it Mrs. Castaway's influence, or did she just feel like stealing library books one day?

Once Sugar moves out of Mrs. Castaway's brothel, her character and motivations become easier to understand.  Even so, some of her actions draw question marks.  She becomes fearful that William will start to forget her, so her answer is... to make herself available to him all the time?  Because if there's one thing men hate, it's a challenge?

If Sugar were as savvy as suggested, you'd think she would realize that with people like William, less is more.  If she wants him to desire her as madly as he did in the beginning, she should try to make herself less available.  Instead, Sugar decides that the next step is to go from being a perfume-scented, well-dressed kept woman in a grand suite to... a dowdy governess in a cramped room upstairs.

Sugar does it in order to become indispensable to William, because at his side, there would be no limit to what she could do.  But she seems to have not considered the implications of becoming William's servant.  Moreover, "at his side" in what way?  Most likely by becoming Mrs. Rackham after Agnes dies, but Faber never has her state it, as if fearing that it would make her less sympathetic.

So instead of a storyline where Sugar yearns to be Mrs. Rackham, only to change her mind once she gets to know Agnes, Faber has it so Sugar's ambitions are vague, and her main desires seem to be keeping William interested and learning about Agnes through her diaries (which turns out to be nothing we didn't already know).  It's as if Faber had an earlier draft where Sugar had more defined ambitions, but changed it after someone complained that Sugar "wasn't very nice."

Maybe Faber would claim that he left things vague on purpose, to make the reader feel like a john who did not get everything he hoped for.  But then why devote 800-plus pages to the characters at all, including multiple scenes where the same situations play out over and over?  It is fine to leave some things about the characters unexpressed, but there should at least be some sense of a plan, even if that plan is very carefully hidden.  Too often, it is unclear what the greater scheme is, or why characters behave the way they do.

Overall.  So while Faber creates a world filled with undeniably rich sights, sounds, smells, and characters, it left me wanting.  I can only imagine how much better The Crimson Petal and the White would have been if Henry and Agnes had real character arcs, or if Emmeline or Caroline were given more pivotal roles.  Again, the tragedy isn't that the novel ends so abruptly, but that it wasn't better structured throughout.

Why Is the Novel Successful?

One reason for Crimson's popularity is that so many people were absorbed in the characters' lives.  And while I may not feel like buying Sugar a Christmas present, I can certainly see the appeal.

That said, I suspect the novel would not have received nearly as much attention if not for one thing: Teh Sexx.

Descriptions of foreplay and sex abound in Crimson, many of them equal parts fascinating and gruesome.  Nipples get twisted; semen glistens on pubic hair; one character's penis gets a rather luxurious bath.  The descriptions of the consequences of sex are also there, from the prostitutes' douches to one chemical mix used to induce a miscarriage that is so horrifying, I have trouble buying that the character who used it walked away as easily as she did.  (Part of me believes that after her miscarriage, she bled so heavily that she was taken to nearby St. Thomas's Hospital for a hysterectomy, and that the rest of the novel's events were part of her fever dream.)

While the novel has enough to recommend it, its status as "the book Dickens was too prudish to write" must have surely piqued countless people's interests.  Come for the sex, stay for the character development.  Though it worked in this case, I'm not sure it's a model that other neo-Victorian authors could follow.

That said, good characters and an intriguing premise are the only two things about Crimson that conform to the "what will sell" specifications.  Otherwise, the novel thumbs its nose at conventions old and new, and is probably all the better for it.


So while The Crimson Petal and the White is not flawless, it is still highly readable and enjoyable.   Apart from some basic elements, it is also a very different novel from my own.  Well okay, in both novels, a main character has sex with prostitutes, so there's that.

Crimson is a worthy addition to the neo-Victorian genre, and if Faber ever writes the sequel that fans have clamored for, I will be among the first to order it.**

* Go read the Acknowledgements in the back if you think I'm joking.

** The Apple (2006) answers some questions, but not all.                

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Novel Update: Adventures in Agenting!

In my last novel update, where I gave an overview of the genre (neo-Victorian historical fiction) and plot, I also briefly discussed my plans for selling Rage and Regret.

The past month or so, I have been signing up for all sorts of "how to sell your novel to agents" events.  Two involved listening to an agent's webinar and getting feedback on the query letter and opening pages.  One involved attending a local pitch fest and getting to talk to some agents and editors in person.

All were informative and gave me a much better sense of what agents want, and the market, below.

Pitch Fest

Not wanting to spend $500 or more on a writers' conference, I was pleased to learn that for a much more reasonable price, I could attend a smaller pitch fest sponsored by a local women writers group.  Be in a room with real-live agenty people who could give me more specific feedback than "It just didn't grab me"?  Where do I sign up?!

So I got up on a rainy Saturday and went to the four-hour event.  The first hour, the mixed group of women and men divided into a few different groups to work on our pitches.  Not only was it interesting to hear other people's story ideas (damn, the human mind is limitless), but also a relief -- no one else was doing my idea!  In fact, I spoke to only one other writer doing Victorian England, and his was a YA set 20 years earlier.

My pitch?

Rage and Regret is a neo-Victorian, upmarket historical novel.  High-concept-wise, it is Elizabeth Gaskell's North and South meets The Godfather.  [Or alternately, "The Godfather in crinoline."]  It involves a clash between growing industry and the traditional English countryside.

I then go into the basic details about "wealthy young Isabella Warpole" and her desire for revenge on the factory supporters she blames for her mother's death.  Basically a very stripped-down version of the plot.  I talk a little about her journey from anger to character growth.  If I have time, I also mention:

It is the first of a proposed six- or seven-book series, where ironically, we see Isabella begin at one extreme -- hating, blaming factories -- and end at another extreme -- one of the most powerful industrialists in Victorian Britain.  While the book stands on its own, part of the future pleasure would be watching Isabella's journey from one place to the other.

The most disappointing aspect of the pitch fest was that I did not have enough time to sit face-to-face with every agent I wanted to meet.  I got to speak with only three who represented my genre.  One asked me to send her the first 10 pages.  The other two appeared to like the genre and basic storyline, but thought that my novel needed to be shorter.  Because it turns out that the average historical novel is, in fact, even shorter than I thought: 100,000 words max.

Here is what I felt when I heard the news:

While it's true that only two agents told me this word count (actually one preferred 90,000), I'm sure this is the preference on the whole.  I thought it would be tough to cut my book down to 120,000, the high end of "acceptable," but I don't think my novel would survive shedding 40-50,000 words.

That said, there was a certain comfort in hearing such a cold, bloodless reason for rejecting my novel.  I could see that

  • It wasn't because "that genre doesn't sell."  If anything, more than one person's eyes lit up when I mentioned I had written a neo-Victorian novel.    
  • It wasn't because "the story doesn't grab me" or "I don't see how I can care about the protagonist."
  • It wasn't because it was "too quiet."
  • It wasn't because I hadn't done a good job selling the novel.

It was length, pure and simple.  Lengthy manuscripts are tougher to sell to editors of publishing companies than manuscripts in the "acceptable" range, and are more expensive to produce.  Doesn't matter if your story is great.  Simple economics.

It's easier for me to accept that publishing companies don't want to spend more to produce books than that agents and editors suffer from unreasonable prejudice toward people who write long, automatically assuming long word counts equal lack of editing or discipline.  I hope they don't think that way.

So I came away from the experience thinking three things: (1) I would get another writer to read over my manuscript and look for areas that could be tightened, but I doubted that it would be enough to trim 20,000 words, let alone 40,000; (2) if I was still well over the acceptable word count, I would not mercilessly chop up my manuscript just to make it a more "marketable" length; (3) I would look into writing another novel, no more than 90,000 words, and try to sell that instead.  Luckily, I've already got an idea for a contemporary women's novel set in San Francisco that is based on a pilot script I wrote a few years back.  

Some other things I learned:

  • There are some pre-conceived ideas of Victorian/neo-Victorian novels that really need to be present for people to be interested.  One of them is romance.  Like Jane Austen novels, Victorian country house novels are associated with inheritance and romance.  Luckily my novel has a pretty significant romance between Isabella and her cousin, Arthur. 
  • Scenes that start with someone's funeral are not great novel openers.  So said one agent/editor I spoke with briefly, the only one to glance at my opening page.  It's possible that he was just trying to sell his own approach, but maybe not.  I'll have to see what the agents to whom I sent my query/feedback think. 

Agent Boot Camp

My other recent agent experience involved a Writers Digest boot camp with the agents at the Sandra Dijkstra Literary Agency.  We were each assigned to an agent, with whom we had a two-day Q&A session on a message board.  Then we sent our selected agent our query letter and first five pages for them to critique.  My agent had until April 7, but she sent me her feedback ahead of schedule.  

She said both the query letter and the first five were well written overall, and suggested that I be more specific with some details for my query letter.  She had a couple of suggestions for my first five, both of which were fairly minor.  (Anyone who wants to see an earlier version of my first five pages can go here.)  Other things I learned:

  • Unlike the agent at the pitch fest who read my first page, this agent really liked that I started with a funeral.  Different strokes for different folks.
  • She also said in the Q&A that she likes first five pages that show "voice," set the scene, and added a mystery that compelled the reader onward.  Since she liked my first five pages, I guess they did those things, even if the main character was not in the first chapter.
  • She really liked the revenge aspect.
  • Finally, she commented that my manuscript should be shorter.  This is significant because I had lied about the word count, stating that it was 110,000 -- or 30,000 words less than it really is.  The reason I did that was because I did not want her to become fixated on the word count at the expense of all else ("Oh my God, that will never sell!").  


I still have feedback from another agent pending, but that might not be for another month, so I'll leave it there for now.  My agent experiences have netted both positives and negatives.  On the positive side, my story and genre seem to generate natural interest.  My query letter and first five pages (at least) are generally well written.

On the minus side, there's the length issue, which is even worse than I thought.  I just joined a well-respected writers club, so I will try to get someone with experience to look at the manuscript and see whether it could be realistically tightened without chopping everything to pieces.  If so, I would make those alterations.  Otherwise, it may be off to Plan B or C: either sell my novel series to a small press, or write another book altogether.

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Thursday, March 27, 2014

Farewell, Television Without Pity

This morning, I received a punch in the gut: one of my favorite websites would be going offline forever.  Yes, Television Without Pity, originating the phrase "spare the snark, spoil the network," will mark its last day on April 4th.  (The forums will remain open until May 31st, but that's cold comfort.)

I've lost many Internet loves over the years, but Television Without Pity deserves a special mention.  It has been one of my go-to websites for at least 10 years.  I vaguely remember when it was called Mighty Big TV and run by two women, Sarah Bunting and Tara Ariano, instead of NBC Universal.

NBC can be thanked for TWoP's demise.  In 2007, Bunting and Ariano sold the website to Bravo, which was part of the NBC Universal empire.  Recently, citing a drop in traffic, NBC tried to sell TWoP to another entity, but found no buyer.  Rather than try a different model, such as a subscription system, NBC decided to shut the doors.

It's possible that someone might step in to save the website.  But if not, I'll just try to remember the good times.  Such as recaps of favorite shows that could last two hours.  Television Without Pity's specialty was the blow-by-blow recap, which described and critiqued every scene and character interaction.  Some of these recaps could be 20-plus pages long.

Frequently recappers would include their observations in other recappers' works.  Characters received nicknames, sometimes lame but usually funny.  Character interactions received tropes to describe them.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.  Gilmore Girls.  Survivor with the excruciating Rupert seasons.  Sex and the City.  Dollhouse.  Freaks and Geeks.  Friday Night Lights.  Mad Men.  The West Wing.  The list goes on.  Television Without Pity recaps either enriched an already great viewing experience, or at least made it more bearable.  It was like watching with a group of your snarky friends -- only much smarter than your friends.

Admittedly, after Bunting and Ariano left in 2008, the recaps began to lose some of their steam.  They became more explanatory and less clever.  However, the forums were still a rich source of intelligent commentary, ranging from snarky to thoughtful.  Every show on television, both past and present, was represented and endlessly dissected.  The forums have not only served as a place of discussing episodes, but also of discussing culture and history.

Yet even with the welcome addition of Movies Without Pity, the website was apparently losing its mojo.  There were signs here and there, such as slideshows on the main page that strained to make connections between two very different shows or characters.  One favorite: "Are Downton Abbey and Game of Thrones the same show?"  Because they both have snarky old ladies, or something.  Next up: "Are Little House on the Prairie and Breaking Bad the same show?"  Because both involve cooking over an open flame.

Still, it seemed as though TWoP was strong enough to go on indefinitely.  Even now, it doesn't feel real that it's closing down.  Maybe some deep-pocketed, sentimental business person will swoop in and rescue it last minute.

If not, other websites may fill the void in various ways.  There is Bunting and Ariano's current venture, Previously TV.  Or the A.V. Club.  But none will ever completely take the place of Television Without Pity.  It's going to be hard to wean myself off of the habit of going there every day.

Farewell, my Snarky Friend.                          

Friday, March 21, 2014

Disney Debate: Tangled Versus Frozen

I thought I would be one of the few to avoid saying anything about Frozen, but I was intrigued by the reasons given for why Frozen was such a mega-hit while Tangled was merely a box office success.  So I decided to look at both movies and see whether I agree with some of the prevailing assumptions.

First, let me say that there is no loser in this race.  Both movies are good -- really good.  In fact, both even have identical ratings (89 percent) at Rotten Tomatoes.  The only way that these movies "lose," in my mind, is being CGI instead of 2D, but that's for later.

Some of the reasons given for Frozen's success include better songs, a deeper and more compelling story, and a rare female-centric storyline.

The Soundtrack.  Few would argue that Tangled has a better list of songs than Frozen.  While Tangled's "When Will My Life Begin" was clever, the Mother Gothel songs a blast, and "I See the Light" touching mainly for the visual sequence, none was a great song.  That said, Frozen's soundtrack is a bit overrated by comparison, since for the most part, its songs are not great, either.  They are a bit catchier (see "Love Is An Open Door") and the swelling music of "For the First Time in Forever" would be at home in a Disney film from the 90s, but otherwise, they just kind of get in and get out.  All except one, of course: "Let It Go."  While I'm not as wild about "Let It Go" as many, it is a bona fide show-stopper, the sort that Disney hasn't had since "Colors of the Wind."  I'm not merely talking about a show-stopper within the movie -- The Princess and the Frog had one of those -- but the type of song that jumps its movie boundaries and becomes a true pop cultural hit.  I had almost forgotten what it felt like to hear a good movie song twisted into a dull pop ballad (thanks, Demi Lovato!).

That said, I think that Tangled has the better score, most likely because it was done by Alan Menken.  There are some genuinely lovely moments that seem enhanced by the music, such as the moment when Rapunzel brings Flynn back to life.  I'm with one YouTube user who wishes that the "Anna gets frozen" moment had received similar treatment.

The Storyline.  First, I should say that both movies suffered equally for having inane trailers.  I wasn't at all excited to see Tangled until someone told me that the story was nothing like that.  When Frozen's equally stupid "Shrek Meets Ice Age" trailer came out, I was prepared.

Frozen is praised for having a psychologically rich storyline: a young girl taught to so fear her natural abilities that she shrinks from human contact, damaging her relationships with everyone, including her sister.  At the same time, it could be argued that Tangled has an equally twisted psychological core: Rapunzel has been kept in her tower not because thorns on the ground could impale her, but because her "mother" has taught her that she is too weak and helpless to survive in the horrible cruel world outside.

The extent of Rapunzel's disturbing relationship with Mother Gothel is glossed over, I think, because Rapunzel is so resilient.  If Rapunzel were as obviously damaged as Elsa, her relationship with her "mother" might resonate more.  But since Rapunzel seems to be almost supernaturally upbeat, the movie's overarching tone is bright and madcap, and that is what lingers long after the credits roll.

That said, while both movies are enjoyable to watch, I think that Tangled's storyline actually flows better.  Rapunzel's quest is pretty straight-forward: get out of the tower and go see the floating lights.  She remains the focus of the movie for the most part, and scenes without her (such as Flynn's escape) are fairly brief.

By contrast, Frozen can feel un-focused and overplotted at times.  Elsa's breakout song "Let It Go" raises the expectation that she will be a greater focus of the movie.  Instead, it turns into "Anna and Kristoff's Wacky Hijinks in the Snow."  Not that their journey isn't entertaining, but I would much prefer to watch Elsa design a snow village or otherwise test her powers.  Then after Anna visits Elsa, we get yet another development: Anna is dying and can only be saved by an act of true love.              

Female-Centric Storyline.  While Frozen has the obvious female-centric storyline involving two sisters, Tangled's is actually pretty female-centric as well, given that much of the meat comes from Rapunzel's relationship with Mother Gothel.

However, here is where I think Frozen distinguishes itself: the female relationship is not only dominant, but it also survives the end of the film.  Oh, and it's also seen as a positive.

While Rapunzel's relationship with her "mother" formed the psychological core of Tangled, it was seen as a poisonous negative that must be destroyed in order for Rapunzel to flourish.  Tangled had some elements that made it a bit more progressive than its 90s predecessors -- like in The Princess and the Frog, the male love interest signs on to help the female character achieve a goal that is completely independent of the relationship -- but is otherwise fairly standard Disney fare.  Stepmother is evil?  Check.  No strong bonds of female friendship?  Check.  (In this sense, I would venture that even The Princess and the Frog is more subversive than Tangled, given the friendship between Tiana and Charlotte.)      

By contrast, Frozen's sisterly relationship is not just a necessary good, but the entire point of the movie.  If Anna can rekindle the bond with Elsa, then a kingdom is saved.  Even better, Elsa actually remains human the entire movie, something that poor Elinor in Brave never got to enjoy.

There are other pluses to the way the female leads are portrayed in Frozen.  As has been pointed out numerous times, Elsa is the rare queen who isn't evil.  Yet at the same time, she's not all buoyant irrepressibility like the other Disney princesses.  She's tense!  She's repressed!  She's moody and anxious!  Meanwhile, Anna fits the mold of typical Disney princess better, but even she deviates somewhat.  While intelligent and compassionate, she is also impulsive and awkward, traits that might not be uncommon among female movie leads in general, but are definitely uncommon among Disney heroines.  For all that Belle was accused of being "odd," could you see her doing anything remotely undignified?  (Mulan might be more Anna's soul sister in that respect, but even her awkwardness seemed confined to specific situations.)

It just so happened that when Frozen premiered, Hollywood was making the earth-shaking discovery that moviegoers will go in droves to see movies starring female protagonists.  What seems like common sense to you or I had to be drilled into the great minds of Tinsel Town, so caught up in their received wisdom that "gurlz will see boyz, but boyz won't see gurlz."  The change in thinking began with Twilight, but was certified by the monster success of The Hunger Games.  And audiences everywhere rejoiced!  Frozen premiered at the same time as Catching Fire, and I think got caught up in the same wave of jubilation that greeted the former: "Hell yes, we actually have a good movie starring interesting female characters who deal with problems that don't just involve romance!"  So while Frozen itself is not a great movie, it contains elements that are immensely appealing, especially at this time.  Had Tangled premiered in its place, I don't know if it would have received the same reception due to its slightly more conventional package.

The Biggest Loser.  That said, I think that both movies are losers in one respect -- in relying exclusively on CGI, they have given up some of the beauty and nuance of hand-drawn animation.  Don't get me wrong: there is some impressive nuance in the character animation.  But it's impressive for CGI, not in its own right.

Many have criticized the character designs for being uninventive, pointing out how much Anna and Elsa look like Rapunzel.  (This has even launched several theories that Anna and Elsa are, in fact, Rapunzel's cousins, which has credence given that Rapunzel attended Elsa's coronation.  Never mind that Tangled clearly seems to exist in an earlier era -- make it happen, Disney!)  Elsa's character design is perfectly fine, but I could see animators of 2D being inspired to give her a slightly more elegant, refined look.  Something a little more stylized that would work for 2D, but look strange in CGI.

Then there are sequences that would have been stronger had the character animation been 2D.  "Let It Go" is the highlight of the movie, but as Elsa moves, she seems curiously unaffected by the elements around her.  While "the cold never bothered [her] anyway," her hair would still be affected by the wind.  Her bangs barely flutter as the wind somehow yanks at her cape and pulls it out into space.  I could see a 2D animator really driving home how harsh the elements were: the wind so hard that Elsa's bangs are flying back and individual hairs are straining to be free; the cape would be flapping wildly this way and that; Elsa would be pushing onward, her face creased with lines of concentration that would make her look like an old woman if transferred to CGI.  "Let It Go" as it was looked great.  "Let It Go" with hand-drawn character animation could have been amazing.

Though CGI has been progressing, you can't escape the fact that while the scenery looks so fantastic and real, the human characters still look like rubber toys.  At least Tangled tried to experiment with CGI's possibilities, creating a CGI landscape meant to look like a deep version of a 2D landscape (though to me, it still looks like a prettier Shrek).  Frozen has so many gorgeous ice shots, but just okay character shots.

Regardless, I will say this about both movies: they're both better than The Lion King.  Never got the hype about that one...

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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Brief Post-Downton Abbey Blog Update

Hi everyone, I just wanted to give a quick road map of where the blog is headed now that I've finished my Downton Abbey recapping.

As you saw, I recently posted an update on my novel that goes more into the storyline than any previous posts.  I will likely be posting more updates of this nature in the coming months -- more information about the storyline, the characters, the research, and the selling process.  Some of it will be tied to past posts (like any of the "Downton Extras").

Another thing I'll be doing is taking a look at other neo-Victorian novels published within the last 15 or so years to get a sense of the market.

Otherwise, it will be back to the usual -- Movie Musicals That Got It Right or Wrong, Unpopular Opinions, and other essays.  I have some doozies planned.  Stay tuned!

Friday, March 14, 2014

It's a Novel Update, With Even More Selling Power!

I figured it was time to give an update on my novel.  For those who aren't interested, at least be glad I'm done recapping Downton Abbey and will be turning my attention to other fare in the coming weeks...

Long-time readers are aware that I've written a neo-Victorian novel set in 1860s England.  I've posted snippets of it here, here, and here.  It began life at nearly 175,000 words, but has since been shaved down to around 141,000, and I don't intend for it to be any smaller.

I officially finished it last January, but spent some time reading and rereading, correcting errors from historical to grammatical.  I even gave it *dramatic pause* a name: Rage and Regret.

Yet despite my work being ready to hit the marketplace, I realized I was completely ignorant about how to sell.  That turned out to be a big deal because agents are inundated with queries every single day and you need to present yours just right to get their attention.  That means an amazing letter, amazing synopsis, a word count that's not so big that they will automatically hit "delete email," and a wonderfully polished 50 or so opening pages.

All of these took six months to achieve.

Of course I was doing other things during that time -- one of them was writing a 9,000-word outline for Rage and Regret's sequel.  But a lot of it was reading and rereading query letters and synopses and soliciting feedback from numerous people.  Before I get into that, though, let me give more background about the novel.

What's Your Novel's Name Again?  Rage and Regret

How Did You Come Up With It?  Through much trial and error.  After trying on many names, it seemed to be the one that best addressed the novel themes.

Will You Tell Us Your Name?  NO!  My name is a beautiful, sacred secret that I'm sure you could discern through clues planted in earlier blog posts and some careful Internet searches, but otherwise will remain unrevealed in case one day Twitter trolls get bored stalking celebrities and turn on me.

In all seriousness, I realize that I need to reveal my name sooner or later, but Internet shyness leads me to keep postponing that day.

Can You At Least Tell Us What Your Novel Is About??  It's about a wealthy young English girl named Isabella Warpole, who will grow up to be the world's most powerful female industrialist (in the Victorian Era).  She's spent most of her life sickly and despises doctors.  She is terrified of speaking in public.  Yet she must be strong and take on a public role when her beloved mother dies unexpectedly.

Isabella blames a local factory owner and his supporters for her mother's death.  Her mother had opposed the building of a new factory, believing that its waste would poison the local drinking water.  Soon after, vicious rumors were spread about her, causing her health to suffer.  Isabella hates the factory and vows to find and take revenge on those who hurt her mother.  She imagines that her mother would be proud of her if she knew -- which would be all Isabella ever wanted, since her mother was never proud when she was alive.

However, Isabella's methods are... controversial.  They involve a combination of blackmail, favors, and threats to get the information she needs.  After hurting an innocent person, she realizes that she has gone too far, and wonders whether she is truly bad and deserved to be rejected by her mother.  The question is whether she can rally in time to save her community.

This novel is the starting point on a long journey, projected to be six or seven books.  Part of the journey involves seeing how this awkward, angry girl who hates factories becomes a powerful, self-assured industrialist.

Is That the Only Story Line?  No -- there is a significant subplot involving Isabella's cousin, Arthur, that eventually folds into the main plot.  Arthur is an orphan with a past he does not remember.  He might just be the legitimate heir of a nearby estate, which is currently in the hands of his uncle Edmund, who guards it jealously.  Arthur tries to forget his past and focus on the future: becoming a medical doctor at a time when the profession is rapidly growing more respectable.  This becomes difficult, though, when he throws his support behind the doctor who treated Isabella's mother.  The Warpoles believe this doctor contributed to her rapid decline and blame Arthur by association.  

What About the Factory?  Oh yes, that.  Let's just say Isabella's mother was right to be worried.

So If It's a Neo-Victorian Novel, Where's the Romance??  Now, now, not every Victorian novel involves pairing people off.


Okay fine, yes, there is a romance.  Based on the information I've given, you should be able to determine the two individuals involved.

So How Is This a Historical Novel?  It is set in the 1860s.  While not set against the backdrop of any major events, its circumstances strongly reflect the times.  The Warpoles do not merely mourn Isabella's mother -- they coat themselves in black for months, even years, in accordance with Victorian mourning tradition.  It's also a time when people were starting to make the connection between waste in drinking water and serious illness, thus sparking an interest in sanitation reforms in cities and towns.

Medicine was also making great strides, and the path to becoming a doctor was becoming more regulated.  At the same time, the book is set right before the time of Joseph Lister's discovery of antiseptic surgery, so doctors were still using dirty tools that caused infection without realizing the connection.        

Which Victorian Novels Would This Remind Me Of?  I think that there's enough about it that is fairly unique, but it would probably remind you the most of the works by Elizabeth Gaskell (especially North and South), George Eliot (especially Middlemarch), Anthony Trollope, and maybe a little Thomas Hardy.  In addition to novels by those authors, countless works influenced this novel, many of whose authors were not Victorian.

What About Modern Novels?  Someone once told me that the plot seemed a bit like Wideacre, though with a more sympathetic female protagonist.  It's possible that if you've read Wideacre, or any of the more recent neo-Victorian novels, mine might remind you of them, but I hadn't read any of them prior to writing.

Now the Big Question: Why Should I Care?  If historical fiction doesn't interest you, you might not care to read this novel at all.  Maybe you think the Victorian Era has been done to death.  That's your prerogative.  But if you do like novels set in the past, with Downton-like country houses, this ought to at least pique your interest.

And then once you start reading, you will hopefully keep going because you like

  • watching the development of characters who are flawed, yet surprisingly sympathetic and relatable;
  • a story line that is not predictable and leaves you guessing until the end;
  • a satisfying resolution that, at the same time, leaves the door open for future stories.

How Do You Plan to Sell This Thing?  I would like to go through conventional channels, if possible.  I first attempted to sell the novel back in July 2013, when it was nearly 170,000 words.  I read some websites about how to craft the ideal query letter and synopsis, wrote something that I thought was good, and dropped my manuscript on 20 lucky agents.  Silence ensued.  Well, silence and rejection.  And maybe laughter.

I knew that my submission package needed work, so I've been showing it to this expert or that for feedback and advice.  I finally got the seal of approval for both the query letter and synopsis, but am still cautious about submissions.  My plan is to query the hell out of every available agent, as well as attend any conferences or workshops that I can afford.  If I can't draw any interest, then I will try publishers directly.  If they aren't interested, then I will probably (1) write the sequel and (2) write a different novel, in that order.  I would just go ahead and peddle the sequel, but I heard that is frowned upon -- you must sell the first book of the series or else you're out of luck.  If so, I would rather shop around a different novel before trying self publishing, though I know many have found success through that route.

Anyway the road is long, and I've only just put on my new walking shoes.  I will give more updates on my progress as they come.

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